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woah tho

clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

uchiigatana:

im already hard

michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

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my original statement stands

memeguy-com:

Some signs exist because theyre practical Others have a hell of a story behind them

loveniaimani:

toots-toots:

Mom: Where you going 

Me:image

Mom:

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perel:

passion
mallomallo:

She goes from Mufasa to Malificent

twinkest:

*Favourite song comes on the radio*

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snapchatting:

petition to change Earth’s name to Gay Planet 69








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